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May 07, 2012

My Goatee Grows Faster Than My Hair

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Tags: things i overheard spoken at this date going on behind me things that are things noise cancelling headphones espresso discretion handshakes

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February 01, 2012
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Leaked: Gingrich To Ice Romney At Next Republican Debate

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Tags: blowback broback bros icing bros bros icing mormons judge (nyhc) reverse fallout the fallout from ric flair's state of the union address things that are sort of cool if mitt romney is the target things that are things uncool things you do ironically what's that in the podium? oooooohhhhh

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September 22, 2011

This Week’s Fantasy Football Sure Winners

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Tags: discussions I'd even prefer not to overhear, buttonholing conversation topics that demonstrate poor social skills you're not a fish -- how do you know what fish enjoy? You are not I so how do you know I don't know what fish enjoy things that are things things I don't really want to talk about my gripes editorializing the tags buttonholing about tags check out our great new blog! my fantasy team is actually doing quite well though

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September 18, 2011

Morningstar: Deoptimize Tumblr IPO Imminent

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Tags: tumblr-backed securities tagging the asset basket things that are totally gonna happen things that are things imminent ipos eminent ipos veggie burgers tofu dogs

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